@Captain24 ahh yeah, like it's all well n good to talk about crystals for like, 20 minutes but if she has no other topics... No thanks!
You ever go into a convo like that with like... the mentality of David Attenborough watching baby antelope frolic? It could help! In the back of your brain when she's chatting away about feng shui just..."And here we have the Crystal Karen... Seen here in the wild, exhibiting her natural behaviour of noisily expelling gas and pretending it means anything... Soon, she will switch topics, but it will only be to something along the same vein. As we can see, the Crystal Karen is completely incapable of an original thought..." 😝
(I hope that wasn't too mean to your auntie, I mean her no offense!)
